Propers/BigUps/Paying Dues/Enjoyable Moments:
1. Go see CAPTURED at Collective Hardware 169 Bowery at 8pm tomorrow.
Ben and Dan are very special people.
Though they are both amazingly annoying, they are certainly driven and talented and awesome and I love them.
That is the reasoning behind going to see their movie.
Or else pay the price of being left out.
2. Crystal Moselle is also a little elf of filmmaking.
Bijules 2009 from crystal moselle on Vimeo.
fly over the forest howl at the moon lets do this.
Now onto me.
I have some thoughts today.
It is not ok to wear a half pony tail ever.
Unless you are Kimmy Gibler.
Even then, it serves a very specific purpose which is to make your best friend appear way hotter than she actually is in comparison to you.
There is something so gross about the half pony.
Lets call it the centaur.
I think white americans drink a lot more coffee than black americans.
I am basing this on early morning subway rides to work as well as daily observations of patrons of Le Pain Quoditien/Starbucks/a number of delis on Broadway.
I feel as though I would have to do more research on this topic to have it hold any ground, but then I realized another piece of evidence to support my hypothesis...
black americans on tv don't even seem to drink coffee.
Think Seinfeld, Friends, Frasier etc etc. Coffee drinking. You see it. Plenty.
Now think Family Matters, Martin, Bernie Mac Show etc. Did Carl ever sit around drinking coffee? Tommy? Anyone? I feel like the answer is no.
I mean, if I'm wrong I'm wrong. Which I am. Tons.
But this is something I've been thinking about for days.
Obviously I need a hobby.
Twitter is weird.
I never know if I am saying something worth reading or not.
About every 10-12 minutes during the working day, I refresh the Twitterific application on my phone. I apparently need to see what people I know are doing.
Mind you, most of the people who update constantly are people I don't know such as Shaq and Martha Stewart.
I am finding I experience on odd sense of terror when I don't check twitter.
Do I need to know that Martha Stewwies successfully washed her dogs an hour ago?
Yes I do.
And that is the terrifying truth about our web obsessed society.
Seeing Morrissey in concert is absolutely not overrated.
Especially if its at Cargenie Hall.
Even if you are in the nosebleeds.
But I would suggest NOT trying to chug a 12 dollar drink in the hall just because you can't bring it to your seat. That is neither fun nor wise.
helloooooo doooown theeeeeeeruh.
Look at them all!
It felt like church is that bizarre?
Melange of emotion, I'm serious.
Not opinion, fact:
I should be wearing these shoes this spring.
So hopefully 800 dollars will drop from the sky.
Alexander Boner more like it.
I would take these subs:
I have retrieved an original Purple Rain Tour muscle tee of rare design.
That is the only thing that matters now.
Final thought of the day is that if Joanna Newsom does not put out a new album soon, I will start to get frustrated.
There are only so many times I can cry tears of joy listening to Cosmia in the middle of the night.
I am willing to bet you won;t watch this, you meaning everyone, but seeing her perform many times, she totally makes me love the magic of life!
I do not mean that even remotely sarcastically.
Jk I don't stalk her.
Jk I never did!
Or did I.
Heres another one!
This one literally breaks my heart and puts it back together.
I can't really stand it.